Telepathy: Because Who Needs Personal Space?
Experiment Log: Phase 1-10 (ongoing)
Our team of experts has been experimenting with the limits of human brain-to-brain connections, and the results are... interesting.
Phase 1: "Basic Telepathy" - Our initial tests involved simple thoughts and emotions. Results: moderate success, with 37% accuracy and 12% chance of spontaneous combustion.
Phase 2: "Telepathy with a Twist" - We added a dash of sarcasm to the mix. Results: 90% accuracy, but subjects complained of "mental fatigue" and "existential dread."
Phase 3: "Telepathy with a Vengeance" - We introduced a hint of malice. Results: 100% accuracy, but subjects started reporting "unusual dreams" and "an unshakeable feeling of being watched."
Phase 4: "Telepathy with a Smile" - We tried to be friendly. Results: 50% accuracy, but subjects reported "feeling a little too connected, man."
Phase 5: "Telepathy with a Frown" - We tried to be grumpy. Results: 25% accuracy, but subjects said they "felt seen."
Phase 6: "Telepathy with a Giggle" - We introduced a dash of silliness. Results: 75% accuracy, but subjects started playing pranks on each other.
Phase 7: "Telepathy with a Scare" - We added some fear. Results: 100% accuracy, but subjects started screaming and hid under their beds.
Phase 8: "Telepathy with a Care" - We tried to be kind. Results: 90% accuracy, but subjects started hugging each other.
Phase 9: "Telepathy with a Dare" - We introduced a hint of mischief. Results: 50% accuracy, but subjects started playing practical jokes on each other.
Phase 10: "Telepathy with a Flare" - Our team of experts has been experimenting with... TO BE CONTINUED
Continue reading for more results and questionable ethics.
Disclaimer: Telepathy is not a real thing, and any resemblance to actual scientific experiments is purely coincidental.